Dear Santa Paws,
We’ve been good weiner dogs this year…for the most part. A few cats were chased, I only nipped at a couple of people and Max only pooped on the floor just twice. Never the less, here is our Christmas list:
o Deep sea diving helmet
o Box full of squirrels to be released in our living room
o Crate full of bananas for us to jump in and eat our way through
o Life sized box of miniature gingerbread cookies from A Barker’s Dozen Gourmet Dog Treats
o A tiara for me, this establishing my dominion
o New bow tie for Max to further his ‘lady tactics’ in wooing them – he’s good at that
o Fuzzy Kitty Slippers
o Our own private dog park full of cats to chase
o To be a foot taller
o For all dogs everywhere to have a safe warm and loving home for Christmas and beyond
Love & Licks,
Hope Santa is good to both of you.